Choke

Atlanta Falcons

Did you see the Atlanta Falcons choke and blow that 20 point lead?

by The band kid October 3, 2020

Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

#74

Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game

by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020

panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020

throwing a choke

Masterbating. Derived from choking the chicken.

Dude, my Grandma forgot to knock on my door and caught me throwing a choke.

by Noah Webster jr July 21, 2022

Choke

To stupidly fail in a game

I had the boss at a sliver of health but I choked and failed.

by You checked didn’t you July 26, 2022

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022