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Choke

Did you see the Atlanta Falcons choke and blow that 20 point lead?
by The band kid October 3, 2020
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Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

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Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game
by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020
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panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.
by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020
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throwing a choke

Dude, my Grandma forgot to knock on my door and caught me throwing a choke.
by Noah Webster jr July 21, 2022
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Choke

I had the boss at a sliver of health but I choked and failed.
by You checked didn’t you July 26, 2022
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Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
by williedoitnow August 10, 2022
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old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.
Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"
by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022
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