nouveau-chav

The nouveau-chav's are a new breed of Chavs, characterised by the loud and brash behaviour, who focus upon the need to be recognised as special. They aspire to be important but expect people to treat them as such.

Saud is a nouveau-chav as he expects people to recognize how important he is, and if not recognised starts getting load and obnoxious.

by Mr MAAArk June 16, 2019

chav

a chav is a british term used to define rowdy lower class youth, however these people are npcs
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus

usage 1
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs

by the real jq March 12, 2024

Chavs

Groups that hang around the kebab shop and drink every single day because their parents too busy fighting and drinking to care

Harry - Oi look! There’s a chav.

Charles - Wow! Great chav spotting! There’s so many chavs

by Chavs May 30, 2019

Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.

by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019

chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy

chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...

by pick pocketer March 29, 2022

british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary

person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav

by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024

Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.

Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning”

by Baconflavouredcrisps April 1, 2019