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chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy
chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...
by pick pocketer March 29, 2022
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Chav

Ignorant, self-entitled, obnoxious, simple-minded cretins who believe that they can do as they please; just because they are incapable of maturely dealing with their trauma.
“Just saw a bunch of chavs over there and sprinted off.”
by MrEdgy June 24, 2023
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Chavs

Groups that hang around the kebab shop and drink every single day because their parents too busy fighting and drinking to care
Harry - Oi look! There’s a chav.

Charles - Wow! Great chav spotting! There’s so many chavs
by Chavs May 30, 2019
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Chav

Someone who thinks they are a criminal and want everyone to fear them. They speak only slang and make up other words like ‘wagwan’ and ‘mandem’ and ‘pengting’ they are also usually British and curse a lot.
Chav: “wagwan bois yah looking pengting”

Chav 2: *whispers* “what a chav thinking he’s all hard I would well batter him”
by STDD___333 November 16, 2019
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Chav

Some ppl in my school
Some ppl in my school r chavs
by Heal September 26, 2020
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Unfriendly Chav

This is for them wannabe popular girls in the UK because they always think that they will get something out of wearing makeup and that but honestly they give me so much cringe I just wanna cry and tell them to stop acting tough and cool.
“This girl she was an unfriendly chav, you should’ve seen her face when she said that to me”
by angelsurpanelu August 27, 2022
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Chav

A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages

Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail

Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy

Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.

They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.

Also known as scally
Chav sentences
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
Oh mate I shagged this fit bird yeah”
“Don’t fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”
by Sk3ptical.jay December 8, 2019
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