A chav is a subpecies of human whomst only drinks Smirnoff ice and smokes weed and meth he/she will most likely wear a Adidas tracksuit and Nike huaraches with a cap possibly designer if their money hasn’t been spent on meth
Ayo blud that mans a chav Yano
I kno G I see him about still
Where he situated tho
Idk blud think on tha street cuz he got no money
I kno G I see him about still
Where he situated tho
Idk blud think on tha street cuz he got no money
by Skengmandoc July 13, 2019
Get the Chavmug. adj. of or relating to chavs (particularly chavstyle).
The 'chav' look has its roots in the clothes worn by aspirational working-class youths. Often involving knock-off designer gear or premium spotswear (stolen) and a cheeky smile, chav style tries, but fails to conform to traditional affluent conceptions of 'what looks good'.
Chavvy dress evolved beyond the boundaries of a single social class when youngsters from affluent backgrounds began adopting the look in order to shirk their stuffy and privileged image.
Recently, the blatantly subversive character of chavs' clothes has itself become a desirable trait for the fashion-forward. Disregard for the wellfare of haût brands and irreverence toward the gospel of sophistication have resulted in new fashion trends rooted in chavstyle.
The 'chav' look has its roots in the clothes worn by aspirational working-class youths. Often involving knock-off designer gear or premium spotswear (stolen) and a cheeky smile, chav style tries, but fails to conform to traditional affluent conceptions of 'what looks good'.
Chavvy dress evolved beyond the boundaries of a single social class when youngsters from affluent backgrounds began adopting the look in order to shirk their stuffy and privileged image.
Recently, the blatantly subversive character of chavs' clothes has itself become a desirable trait for the fashion-forward. Disregard for the wellfare of haût brands and irreverence toward the gospel of sophistication have resulted in new fashion trends rooted in chavstyle.
by streetwize August 13, 2019
Get the Chavmug. A Chav (masc.), or, Chavette (fem.) are a subculture of British youth living in big populous cities, but also seen up North. They mostly reside in council or dilapidating estates of sorts. This habitat is a factor of their rowdy and hooligan-like behaviour.
Appearance:
A chav will normally wear a tracksuit to show 'wealth' but they're fucking broke. The brand (Nike, Emporio Armani, Adidas) will almost always be fake as well. Sometimes, they wear bomber jackets to look like roadmen. Chavs smoke. Chavettes dress trashy too, with tight leather or spandex pants as if they're Posion or Ratt. They have fake eyelashes looking like feathers and their foundation is heavy. They wear short shiny puffer jackets and have visibly layered lip gloss, never lipstick. Their fake nails are as long as their husband's dick. The thickness of their mascara is normally indicative of their attitude. Father chavs will have flat caps and are sometimes bald + overweight. Mother chavs are like their daughters but visibly older and more haggard from smoking.
Employment:
Chavs claim council benefits. This is supposed to help them shop for food and necessities for their three stupid children but it does not. They are young since they are school or college dropouts.
Appearance:
A chav will normally wear a tracksuit to show 'wealth' but they're fucking broke. The brand (Nike, Emporio Armani, Adidas) will almost always be fake as well. Sometimes, they wear bomber jackets to look like roadmen. Chavs smoke. Chavettes dress trashy too, with tight leather or spandex pants as if they're Posion or Ratt. They have fake eyelashes looking like feathers and their foundation is heavy. They wear short shiny puffer jackets and have visibly layered lip gloss, never lipstick. Their fake nails are as long as their husband's dick. The thickness of their mascara is normally indicative of their attitude. Father chavs will have flat caps and are sometimes bald + overweight. Mother chavs are like their daughters but visibly older and more haggard from smoking.
Employment:
Chavs claim council benefits. This is supposed to help them shop for food and necessities for their three stupid children but it does not. They are young since they are school or college dropouts.
BEWARE: A chav cannot be greeted in any way. A "hallo", "good afternoon" or even a closer (but still far) cry to their shit language- "alright mate?" will be responded to by a rude and unintelligible sound. In their friend groups, they normally shout loudly and drink cheap beer, lager or cider in cans. They also make gun shooting noises which is distinguishable from other 'words' by the prolonged 'a' vowel and 'k' consonant. "Skkkrrrpaap" or "braaaaap" (credit to blahwhat).
If you encounter a chav and they instigate a fight, tell them to get on their bikes and throw your drink at them. They will run after you so be prepared to either smoke them or dash. They might beat you and steal your bike if you try to cycle away so bring your buddies who can help you out.
Charley: walkin down the street and glances at Chav
Chav: Ay you fackin' wot blud pulls down pants
Charley: Runs
Chav: Yea piss off fam skrrraap pap fackin bellend WANKER!
Charley: *cries*
If you encounter a chav and they instigate a fight, tell them to get on their bikes and throw your drink at them. They will run after you so be prepared to either smoke them or dash. They might beat you and steal your bike if you try to cycle away so bring your buddies who can help you out.
Charley: walkin down the street and glances at Chav
Chav: Ay you fackin' wot blud pulls down pants
Charley: Runs
Chav: Yea piss off fam skrrraap pap fackin bellend WANKER!
Charley: *cries*
by Baguetted June 4, 2024
Get the Chavmug. A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum
by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020
Get the Chavmug. by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016
Get the fat chavsmug. *Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.
by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022
Get the Chav 2022mug. 