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Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.
by ComZhora March 18, 2021
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Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
by max nova April 24, 2022
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cannon-bomb

performing a cannonball while photo bombing a picture.
Holy crap, that guy just cannon-bombed us!!
by zamtea June 1, 2014
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Slipper-Cannon

A term defining various degree of open (sexual) relationships: full, partial, or none.
Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.
by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025
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Clown Cannon

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024
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garry cannon

ayo that fucker looks out for his bros i bet his name is garry cannon
by gl6be September 17, 2021
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hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.
Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.
by chand1012 August 21, 2016
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