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Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.
“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”
by rvrgrl March 21, 2019
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Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.
I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.
by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019
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Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.
Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.
by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011
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Crotch Mullett

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.
why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.
by Scum i am September 25, 2008
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Curry Crotch

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.
Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”
by Blackdaddy69! September 2, 2019
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Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.
by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018
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Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.
Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.
by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013
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