ditsy blonde

Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!
Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.
by 22deuce83 November 07, 2023
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024
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blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious
No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 27, 2011
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Blonde moment

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
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Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.
Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment
by Jake Doyle August 26, 2019
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