Time Blind 

When something doesn't age well, like the jokes or phrases are no longer socially acceptable.

Baby it's cold outside is time blind.

Friends is kinda time blind.

Time Blind by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020

Dick Blind

When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.

Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.

Dick Blind by beenjamin' June 12, 2015

line blind 

One who has no idea where that magical line between tact and idiocy lies.

Telling a girl she has a ghetto booty is still in the "tact" region, while "you've got one fat ass bitch" is not.

line blind by Ego May 13, 2005

double blind 

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

double blind by animalshelly February 4, 2010

side-blind 

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.

Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.

side-blind by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010

On-Blind Date 

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

On-Blind Date by fulfreez October 13, 2011

Crayola blind 

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

Crayola blind by SoBoard September 11, 2013