Maple beaver

An American girl's vagina after she has sex with a Canadian man.

After Tyler had sex with Kelly he bragged to his friends about her Maple Beaver.

by Cdcdcdcd1 April 10, 2016

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Beaver Pie

A vagina.

"Ever tried beaver pie?"

by fX Zero June 9, 2009

Beavering

When you think it is kinky to go down on a chick that never shaves her vagina.

Tony: "My girl never shaves her vagina; I refuse 'Beavering'!"
Carl: "That's so disgusting dude! You know what I did that hooker I picked up last week? I donkey punched her because she needs to shave that twat"

by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

Beaver

the art of beavering to yourself or another

if you dont dhut up i will beaver you or i love u lets beaver

by The Great Beaver August 19, 2011

Beaver Tail

The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.

Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!

by Jagak November 25, 2009

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 12, 2006