The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021
Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.
A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.
Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.
Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??
You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
by Yang Miyagi August 9, 2022
Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.
A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.
by ImanMamSamman July 24, 2021
by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 2, 2019
1. The mother of British. (see British)
2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.
3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.
2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.
3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.
GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?
Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*
Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*
by IguanaChoonez May 6, 2011
When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022
The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms
*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023