A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
by the bobster391 February 03, 2012
by hmmm bean March 11, 2009
A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 01, 2012
When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
by Creamymiddle November 23, 2009
by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017
by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009
Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
by TitoPuente September 14, 2005