Vibrating Steam Roller

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.

I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.

by Imafunny April 24, 2018

steam

n. the juice, the goods, the whole nine yards, triple threat, quintuple threat, the glow

"That's my guy right there. He got the steam, he steamin."

by erupT June 9, 2016

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

Steam boat

The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.

"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"

by RussiaIsmyCity September 16, 2017

Back alley steam clean

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .

i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Steam loader

The act of pooping in a potato gun and blasting it off into a woman’s gash (vagina).

Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.

by Madgash5000 December 28, 2019

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025