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Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.
Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress
by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016
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Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!
God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!
by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018
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Wet Perogies

The best food to bring to the bathroom. It is sooooo tasty and you should eat it if your name is Asha.
Wet Perogies are sooooo tasty i love to smell them.
by Leo is mole rat November 23, 2019
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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks
"He is a wet turd"
by LittleSlice May 8, 2014
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Wet Suzuki

From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016
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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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Wet Timmy

The act of putting your tongue in someone’s ear, instead of using your finger like a wet willie.
I was surprised when he snuck up behind me and gave me a wet Timmy.
by Jewelstanator November 25, 2022
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