A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
by Peter Wan October 21, 2007
Get the molly rantmug. 1. wild passionate orgasims that never end and that cruse erotica
2.incredible hott sexxi ladies...every boy wants them!!
3.an incredible hott, sexxi, brunette wanting to bang the italian stallionand sean
2.incredible hott sexxi ladies...every boy wants them!!
3.an incredible hott, sexxi, brunette wanting to bang the italian stallionand sean
1. daaaammmmnnnn...i had one HOTT italian molly last night!!
2.i want that italian molly soooo badly!!!
3. you are such an italian molly!! get away from him!!
2.i want that italian molly soooo badly!!!
3. you are such an italian molly!! get away from him!!
by UnKnoWn*~ March 15, 2007
Get the italian mollymug. by SP00py boi November 27, 2019
Get the Molly woppedmug. maddy: get over here b ry
Paula: Thats not cool. b ry sucks balls
Meg: shut up and stop being molly the mole, you will never understand
Paula: Thats not cool. b ry sucks balls
Meg: shut up and stop being molly the mole, you will never understand
by megg and maddy April 28, 2008
Get the molly the molemug. by ᴍɪᴀ April 19, 2020
Get the dirty molliemug. by daBiiTcHyAhLuV May 6, 2008
Get the molly wopmug. ITS WHEN YOU PUT A MOLLY UP YOUR ASS AMD PUSH FURTHER INTO YOUR INTESTINES AND YOU GET A BIG TALL DOM N-$@&” NAMED EDUARDO TO COME SHAKE YOU UP LIKE A COCKTAIL
by @Zayiahgov November 27, 2020
Get the molly rocketmug.