Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

duck teeth

An aggressive snatch.

I was going to hit that but she had some serious duck teeth.

by Patientpants July 06, 2017

Duck and fuck

A game where you shoot at a guys face and if or when he ducks, you have to fuck him

Let's play duck and fuck

by Bridke February 24, 2016

duck hunt

A phrase you use when you or someone are looking for something.

P1: Have you found those pair of socks?
P2: No, I’m still on the duck hunt.

by Mambi23 June 23, 2022

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 13, 2014

duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.

Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.

by duckdaggerdynasty January 02, 2015

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 April 03, 2018