When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.
by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Fitzsimmonsmug. A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
Get the dirtied clothmug. When you rush a squad in war-zone by yourself and justify the means with a history quote.
Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"
Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"
by dirty cole July 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Banerdmug. Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
by Anal doge February 11, 2022
Get the dirty cadenmug. When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011
Get the Dirty Farrarmug. by Linus Choader February 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Poopermug. When you get into a fight with someone, then the person you fought starts to set you on fire, realises that that’s not the best idea. So the train a pony to bite of you wiener.
by Dr toaster June 8, 2020
Get the Dirty Denismug.