The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.
Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."
by Reverend Pobjoy July 11, 2015
by De wey February 21, 2019
Bass is an instrument that's owned by the Italian guy "Davie504". The best technique to use when you play the bass is SLAPP.
When playing, a pick is never allowed!
When playing, a pick is never allowed!
by littlemusicman December 02, 2019
by Lyrosity August 10, 2022
by M E G A C H O N K E R October 14, 2020
Bass's are always sweet and super smart. He always tries to make someone happy and it always works. He is super tall and plays football. He is the boy-next-door type of guy and all of the guys are jealous of his amazing style. Did I mention he's super cute?
by its ry <3 November 17, 2020