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Windows

A new invention that lets you see thru walls.
by Shang November 12, 2003
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WindowsLogic Productions

A practice based in the UK for computer support, repair and software.
I've been to the WindowsLogic Productions website today, it was fun.
by WindowsLogic April 21, 2017
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Windows 10

Has the nice UI and Graphics of Windows 8, but built for a laptop or desktop. This Update will probably be available in 2015 for PCs', tablets, Windows Phone, and yes Xbox One.
Guy 1: Finally I can get rid of this piece of shit Windows 8, lel am joining Windows Insider Program to get Windows 10 Technical Preview Guy 2: Hey dumb poor PS4 kid I get a superior gaming experience with Windows 10.
by Little Osorio January 15, 2015
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window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.
example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
by Mikey_C February 21, 2009
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windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.
"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"
by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009
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bitch window

a slang term referring to your female best friend for life
Girl, you are my bitch window!

Katie: Hey Trish
Tricia: What up Bitch Window
by Tball October 9, 2007
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Windows

the worst operating system you can buy. not only does it cost a lot of money, but if you don't have it running on a top-of-the-line computer, it sucks. those of you who say it doesn't freeze up probably haven't tried it on a 400 mHz laptop - which it should run on, according to the system requirements. contrary to popular belief, it is not easier to use than linux, mac os, or any other os because the reason people have such an easy time learning to use new versions of windows is because they are familiar with the old one, which is the same except for that lame prarie that it places on the desktop, along with some other aesthetical changes.

while windows has been around much longer, linux has grown so fast that people are already considering switching from windows. windows may have more programs and look better(? i don't think so but maybe some do), but linux has the edge on security and stability and does what it should - all of which is what most people want and what all should expect from an os.
1. microsoftie: if linux is better, then why hasn't everyone switched to linux?
thinking person: because most people just believe what they hear - they never try linux, they just believe what they hear about it.
2. microsoftie: windows xp doesn't cost that much, it's only $150. that's not bad.
thinking person: but you also have to buy antivirus protection and office xp, which together will cost about $300.
by NetRAVEN5000 August 29, 2004
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