Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

Wet play

Has sexual thoughts about a guy over 5’8 (wishes they can do it)(mostly about famous people) and

Grace has wet play with kaieem and heung min son

by Sexy average Jamaican June 21, 2022

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

by Rekerter October 20, 2018

wet pedro

When a woman sticks two fingers in her cock socket and then shoves those two fingers in a mans nostrils. Wet pedro.

Jessica wet pedro'd dexter last night after sex. She is hilarious

by Apenjess August 23, 2019