Weiner Feel

1. The sensation you feel on your wiener when you are making love. Inherently unique to each partner.

Kid- Grandpa, how did you and grandma stay married for 50 years?
Grandpa- well sonny, she had a good weiner feel and I knew she would be the one from that moment on.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Weinertease

Dashund/Maltese Mix dog

What kind of dog is that? He is such a weinertease, all the bitches follow him.

by Teaser15 September 13, 2023

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

Weinerbomber

A person who has placed a bomb inside a hotdog and killed someone/something with it.

I saw this guy on the news today apparently he's a Weinerbomber, the world we live in.

by Bobby Bob Biggle Toe October 23, 2023

weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.

After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.

by Slutstopper January 15, 2024

Weiner redeemer

A woman, usually, and boringly also known as a hoe, who just can't get enough weiner. So horribly down bad that she must treat her own obsessions of weiner as redeemable tokens of sex

"I don't know dude. That girl you introduced me to at the club, something about her just screams weiner redeemer.

by LFWinkwell January 30, 2024