Wet Timmy

The act of putting your tongue in someone’s ear, instead of using your finger like a wet willie.

I was surprised when he snuck up behind me and gave me a wet Timmy.

by Jewelstanator November 25, 2022

wet pedro

When a woman sticks two fingers in her cock socket and then shoves those two fingers in a mans nostrils. Wet pedro.

Jessica wet pedro'd dexter last night after sex. She is hilarious

by Apenjess August 23, 2019

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

by TheMagicTy February 29, 2016

Wet shovel

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

by Chickenhouse January 19, 2014

Wetting the sugar

n:1. An exotic coctail preparation whereby something is melted, dissolved, set on fire, juggled, etc.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.

John: dude, how long for those drinks, it's taking forever.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.

by dingdingdevo September 26, 2008

wet foreskin

a foreskin that is moist

wow you have a wet foreskin.

by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018