Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.

I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"

by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021

vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

Vaginal irritation

Made bye markers (my friend) if u are a vaginal irritation u are a shart

SHUT UP VAGINAL IRRITATION

by amammamamaamamammamaa September 6, 2023

Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout January 25, 2017

On Vaginal Support

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).

Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?

by To M Paine October 27, 2009

Vaginalize

Definition: to make into a pussy.

Ex 1. That kid was only vaginalizing himself, he hasn't really followed through.

Ex 2. He is bluffing and will only just vaginalize himself later.

by zeta c November 28, 2015