Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Vampire

damon
stefan

elijah
kol
rebekah
caroline
katherine/katerina
nadia
elena (not for long)
mikael

enzo
finn
paige (i think)
lexi
silias
amara

after an original vampire/hybrid dies the vampires that they have turned die after 1 hour

by petrovsblood January 18, 2022

Trans Vampire Skin

A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.

Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.

1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!

by EMPLOYEE 472 May 31, 2022

Vampire

A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.

Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud

by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 27, 2020

vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

vampire stick

a used tampon.

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.

by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021

Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022