My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 29, 2023

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 09, 2020

Dinosaur Vagina

Dinosaur Vagina is God. Obey her, love her, respect her. She has endured many pains for us. She is the female version of Dragon Penis.

Has Dinosaur Vagina let you into her?

by Head of the Church of D.V. June 12, 2019

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017

dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 01, 2016

vagina refugee

A vagina refugee is a human being that has been born into the world and cannot go back to where they came from which is the womb. Or a person who has had a lot of kids that they don’t know what to do with them.

I have had too many kids and don’t know what to do with them. But they are not going back in my vagina. They will be known as vagina refugees.

by JP in vegas July 21, 2023

vagina scab

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....

this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.

by k0d3of0ville September 04, 2013