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upperclassman

Any student in a high school other than a freshman. These students are usually pretty normal, but for some of them, the evolution from frosh to non-frosh makes them into total jackasses. These jackass-upperclassmen should be avoided by freshmen at all costs.
Upperclassman: Hey, you're a freshman, right?
Freshman: Uh ... yeah?
Upperclassman: Go clean the floor with your tongue.
by Duskmoon December 20, 2008
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uppers

a drug that is a stimulant and makes you.. hyper. Some are crack and/or ectacsy <s/p>
I need some uppers to get through class today
by Insane February 7, 2004
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Hamburger Uppercut

Defn 1: When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamburger an uppercut.

Defn 2: Maegan's Poon
When I left rotting raw hamburg in fron of Maegan's door, she knew it was because she was a dirty slut with a hamburger uppercut.
by Insane Preacher March 15, 2008
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Amsterdam uppercut

A fisting speciality offered by women who work in the red light district of Holland's favourite city.
Trevor walked back to the hotel with a limp and a smile having been on the receiving end of an Amsterdam uppercut from Oxana.
by Mike the sailor February 27, 2014
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shut the fuck uppercut

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.
"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"
by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009
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one-upped

Exaggeration of completely made of story of one person to get attention or steal the others thunder. Usually done by a competitive person
Person 1: She just one-upped me
Person 2: Yeah, she just wants attention.
by nbunch81 June 13, 2016
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kiss his face with an uppercut

a punch, usually in the form of revenge to an ex-lover.
He started dating this new girl right after he broke up with me and I just want to kiss his face with an uppercut.
by user124739166 September 8, 2023
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