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Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.
"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
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Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
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Uncle Danny

The strongest and handsomest man you could ever meet. He is a man of great intellect and exceptional wit. Unbelievably attractive and so good in bed, you'll wish he weren't your uncle. Nobody can resist Uncle Danny.
Woman 1: Have you met my gorgeous Uncle Danny?

Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related
by Pea_cherry October 9, 2019
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Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.
ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
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uncle fat

by eg w leg April 20, 2018
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Uncle Carlos

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.
by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018
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Sugar uncle

A man who who lavishes gifts on a young person in return for sexual or company favors
Sugar Uncle giving me money cause I gave him love
by Jonahsh July 14, 2023
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