Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Twist Twist Glug Glug

Another name for a blowjob where the hands are also used in a twisting motion used by northerners in England
The other day I was with this bird and she gave me the good ol’ twist twist Glug Glug.”
by Craigdavis August 9, 2018
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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
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linguini twist

The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway
Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist
by Zaklore July 11, 2023
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jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.
Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.
by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016
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twisted milkshake

The act of cumming in someones canalis analis before unloading a fat ass fart
by mafakka123 April 5, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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