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cunt tree

A manipulation of the word "country" that refers to country music. This makes it derogatory and therefore fun to use against those who actually listen to it.
That damn Pro-Southern white trash person is always blaring their cunt tree music way too damn loud.
by Jack Hitgood May 13, 2005
mugGet the cunt treemug.

Neon Trees

Cool new band with one reealy good song: Animal.
That lead singer in Neon Trees has a weird haircut...
by indiejunkie September 23, 2010
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tree gazelle

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.
Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.
by Samwize August 24, 2007
mugGet the tree gazellemug.

tree fudger

"Man did you see that cunt tree fudge the shit outta that pine tree?"
"Yup, we have those dirty tree fudgers down here Bill"
by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013
mugGet the tree fudgermug.

tree sniffer

Tree sniffer is commonly used as an insult . Tree sniffer roughly defines as hoe .
Yo Dwayne that girl is such a tree sniffer
by Mountain dew 420 get rekd July 30, 2017
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OMG TREES

A term used to act overly excited, often about something you could not care less about. This is because to most people, trees are not very interesting at all.

It can also be used to change the subject or to break an awkward silence.

In speech, it is pronounced in a loud monotone voice, hence the all-caps.

It originated from the map Survival Island in Minecraft. Here, you only start of with one tree, so once you manage to get several trees, you're like: OMG TREES!
"Today, I bought a soda."
"OMG TREES!"

Or:

Guy 1: "What did the chicken say to the cow?"
Girl "I don't know, what?"
Guy 1: "Nothing! Chickens can't talk!"
*silence*
Guy 2: "OMG TREES!"
by Omgtreehugger June 29, 2011
mugGet the OMG TREESmug.

tree testicles

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013
mugGet the tree testiclesmug.

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