Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

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Jim fisher

Jim fisher is the absolute definition of team work

Ah we jim fishered the crap outta that job.
There is no I team work... but there sure is a jim fucking fisher

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jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.

Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !

by Cletus jr. June 03, 2014

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Jim N

Origin: Hebrew Meaning: The replacer
Jim is the short and sweet version of James, a name of timeless appeal, much like the not-so-short and sweet, Jim. Jim, when not building homes on remote islands surrounded by crocodiles, is whipping a veritable storm of quips and rib-tickling ideas.

Jim N builds things

by Nadsinads December 14, 2022

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