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toilet ham

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham
by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023
mugGet the toilet hammug.

Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.
Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!
by Trollfuck April 5, 2023
mugGet the Toilet Fuckmug.

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem
Man i made a toilet swamp last night
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
mugGet the Toilet swampmug.

The Toilet Plunger

Sex act for those into coprophilia, brown showers or scat play in general. A male defecates/shits into their partners mouth, then while that person holds the still hot shit in their open mouth, the shitter turns around and face-fucks them - pushing the shit both out of their mouth and onto their face and also down their throat. The cock is the plunger for the toilet mouth.
Chris was amazed that Sarah didn’t gag as he did The Toilet Plunger on her shit-filled mouth.
by Eatplayrun December 3, 2019
mugGet the The Toilet Plungermug.

Toilet CPR

The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!
by Moxee Eutopia November 11, 2015
mugGet the Toilet CPRmug.

Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

toilet flick

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017
mugGet the toilet flickmug.

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