Gold Smurf

When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.

Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"

by Pebpebs April 23, 2021

psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together

Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?

by starr7 May 13, 2022

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

Smurfed

To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.

Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .

by Allenrox79 September 7, 2018

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.

I saw your boyfriend smurfing by the construction site.

by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023

Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)

Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF

by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016