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Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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marketing plan

A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?

Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.

Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.

Person 2: Did you say something?

Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 7, 2014
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plan pervert

Someone who spends a lot of time looking at plans/designs/blueprints.

A plan enthusiast.
Warren the plan pervert spends all day looking at plans.
by PowderHounder June 3, 2018
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L.A. plans

Social or business plans of any level of specificity (including an event with a set time, day, & location) made in, around, or in the spirit of, the city of Los Angeles wherein one or all parties have no intention of following through.
Let's go to Korean BBQ tomorrow. I made L.A. plans with Katie so I'm basically free all day.
by mirandac May 8, 2024
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victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024
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