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Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets
Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021
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Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis
Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size
by xGreen January 14, 2020
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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
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Pet Bat

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!
by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
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petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!
by anonymous June 5, 2021
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When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.
Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten
by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019
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Pet

An animal that you keep
I like my pet
by Moth flower December 31, 2021
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