No Nut Novemburst

The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.

Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

Nugget Nuts

Nugget nuts very small pp that look like nuggets

Omg axel has nugget nuts

by Poophole454 September 4, 2020

nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

Nuts in a Noose

Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.

Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."

by dP69KC October 17, 2022

Nut Custard

Male ejaculate, jizz.

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019

Nut Hugger

A male who sucks up to and idolizes another male. Someone who basically worships other guys because he is so pathetic himself.

Gee that Fabian Flores is a real nut hugger. He's totally and completely on Sharky's dick.

by JJ Plant October 22, 2014

cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.

Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...

by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019