Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH
by i am e February 3, 2021
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When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024
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shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else
by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016
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Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022
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Bang a shitty

Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021
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Shitty

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND ANGELIC AND BEAUTIFUL
Dude, that Variety Show was shitty!
by Djdjejejd7d December 8, 2020
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Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick with someone's shit and fuck their shit filled asshole
Logan: "It was great giving Lukas a shitty slider last night!"
Lukas: "Oh yes! Skibidi dip dip get in me!"
by Viridianhero July 1, 2024
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