shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016

handsy shitties

a hand job while taking a dump

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".

by HandsyScotty February 4, 2010

Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is

awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me

by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
“I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023

Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.

"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."

by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015

Shitty Shitty BOOM BOOM!

it means that the sky is going to explode and shrivel up the Earth's crust.

Person 1: OMG THE SKY IS GOING SHITTY SHITTY BOOM BOOM!
Person 2: OMG NO WAY!!!

*turns out the world is just Mr. Cox's fat body and its explodes so hard everyone ends up on the moon*

by agagagcatcat July 30, 2025