Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
by rydawg2828 September 16, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria is an amazing friend! She will be with you since day 1! She will have your back no matter what! Only super lucky people get her in their lives! Once you have her in your life Don't let her down or break her trust because she will regret meeting you! She is sweet and she GORGEOUS inside n out! She's a beauty!! She's a motherf**kin queen!
by Neyda☺️ April 28, 2018
Get the Mariamug. by Ur nan ur mam October 29, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Rosa Maria is beautiful, loyal, and she always smile. It’s a particular name for a particular girl, but people always misspell it. She’s very sassy and loved by every one; her special traits are the intelligence, grace and the love for nature and art.
You definitely need a Rosa Maria in your life!
You definitely need a Rosa Maria in your life!
by rosamariaitsme November 23, 2021
Get the rosa mariamug. shes my best friend for 6 years thats sooo long and i love her sm. I wouldn't go to school without her shes so funny and when she hugs me or drawing on my hand shes making my day better
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MARIAAAA
by luzie<3 November 21, 2021
Get the mariamug. Maria Victoria is beautiful, smart, and outgoing. She is short. But don’t let that fool you. She can put in a fight for the people she cares about. Some may say she is the life of the party mejor dicho el alma de la fiesta y súper apañadora. Tiene un corazón grande.
by Monchies November 22, 2021
Get the maria victoriamug. Not a really common name cause this girl is rare. If you find one of these girls, pls don't hurt her. She is Greek. She has either brown or green-grey eyes and is brunette. She is kind, too sensitive, cries a lot as a professional overthinker. She is trying so hard to make her close people proud of her and is scared of disappointing them. She loves making romantic scenarios with boys and hopes to find one that will love her as much as she will. She can get obsessed with someone she is not even in relationship and get hurt when she learns he moved on.
P. S. She always likes older boys
P. S. She always likes older boys
Dimitra-Maria is such an awesome person
by lovethisapp November 20, 2021
Get the Dimitra-Mariamug.