A Chav is a girl who wears lots of makeup to make them self feel pretty when they are so ugly my dead goldfish looks better buried. They born and made from Peckham in the back isle of Poundland. They chew gun like camels on a day out. They are so loud my noise cancelling room and headphones cant block there voices out. They also dont know that 2+2-2 is. They think algebra is a type of food. They are so big headed like Megamind.
PS. Chavs are a combination of Makeup and half educated humans.
PS. Chavs are a combination of Makeup and half educated humans.
Look at her she is a chav.
by KPOP singer69 March 13, 2021
Get the Chav mug.A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages
Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy
Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy
Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Chav sentences
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
“Oh mate I shagged this fit bird yeah”
“Don’t fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
“Oh mate I shagged this fit bird yeah”
“Don’t fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”
by Sk3ptical.jay December 8, 2019
Get the Chav mug.*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.
by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022
Get the Chav 2022 mug.A self-satisfied lowly dick/wanker face whose sole purpose in life is to cause chaos. In Northern England, this word is used commonly as an insult.
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by Mitch_B March 24, 2023
Get the Chav mug.Bare rude kids that hang around the high street after school, wearing a tracksuit and some form of nike shoes. They are fuelled by cans of boost and insults.
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