cum-for-brains

A horny, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.

That slut Jill is good in bed, but she's got cum-for-brains if she thinks that I'm going to marry her.

by ESB43 June 6, 2018

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Rat Brains

When a man squeezes his balls so that the scrotum bunches up slightly and takes on the appearance, shape, and texture of brains.

Carl pulled his balls out and showed everyone his rat brains.

by Crabkilla2001 January 16, 2009

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Brain Slurp

This is a common word to explain when a male massages the scalp of a female that he is attracted to or friends with. This method is usually only done with one hand and executed in a social gathering.

Tim: Dude that girl is so hot

Bob: Yeah, shes always looking for a good Brain Slurp

Tim: Fuck i got so much crap on my hands. Maybe some other time

by Petersouris Rex April 19, 2010

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booby brain

a man whos brain and decisions are controlled by boobies , some1 who is not happy unless they are getting new boobie

he could not finish college or go to work on time cause he has booby brain

by junk meet November 4, 2013

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mayo brain

A person who is just an absolute idiot.

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch

by sammyc April 24, 2017

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noun

1. a keen mind, formidable intellect

2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"

This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.

Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.

by ContusorOssis November 5, 2012

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