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who's the boss

to elaborate on the given definition, it is my understanding that afterwards (after the donkey punch), the male forcefully inserts his crotch rocket, and by that i mean stiffy, and by that i mean erection, into the unwilling ass of his partner. Perhaps she is willing, but it's not as fun that way.
..."tony fucking danza"...insert donkey punch...insert hard-on..."oh my god you asshole i'm never talkiing to you again"...who cares you've already done it. FIN.
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boss hogg

The south won't rise again!
by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004
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Boss Tweed

The most dangerous band to ever come from Texas. Made up of 4 completely insane drug addicts; Scott Wood, Donnie Hart, Damon Duperre and Lance Williams, they were high quality musicians despite the fact that they did enough drug's to sink a batleship and together they created a sound and energy and that is rarely seen and heard in the music business.

Despite the drug and alcohol use and insanity Boss Tweed was the most professional Texas Metal band of the era and it was not uncommon to see members of band's such as Pantera, Rigor Mortis, Drowning Pool and many others at Boss Tweed gigs. They set the standard by which all Texas metal bands would be judged for decades to come.

Boss Tweed was formed in 1979 and was the first band in Texas to play heavy metal in clubs, concert halls, private parties and anywhere else that would book them. They were known for extreme stage antics including eating wine glasses, running up walls and smashing beer bottles. Legend has it that their rehearsal room in Benbrook Texas was 8 inches deep in broken glass and they were big time tweekers. Especially Damon who has forgotten more about tweeking than any of us will ever know about it.
The groupies claim that swallowing his penis pudding would tweek them out for two days. His spooge was the best dope in town according to them.

It was not uncommon for a Boss Tweed show to begin with 6 men dressed as the Reaper bringing a coffin onto the stage which members of the band would crawl out of. One of more members of the band spilled blood (real blood) on the stage at every gig and it was not staged it just happened. They were banned from every single storage facility in the DFW metroplex for starting fires, knocking walls down, ripping sinks off of walls, smashing toilets and playing at ear-splitting volume. Many bands cover Boss Tweed songs to this day.
Hide the alcohol! Boss Tweed is comming!

The loudest band I ever heard was Boss Tweed.

Boss Tweed with the opening act Sanctuary sold out 500 seats at $5.00 per ticket in Garland Texas on March 16 1984. Blood was spilled and bones were broken and there was violence off of the stage also.
by Mullet Head February 21, 2009
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Boss Beaver

(verb) To vomit in an inappropriate place.
Maaaaaan, I got so drunk last night I Boss Beavered all over my mom.
by Snappah January 5, 2007
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Boss bitch

Caylee muthafuckin Collins

Down ass bitch who is beautiful & a ride or die
by JamesCaylee September 12, 2015
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boss block

when you set your facebook privacy settings to prevent your boss from seeing your wall posts or pictures.
Boss: I was going to wish Katie a happy birthday on facebook, but it looks like she doesn't even have a wall.

Employee: You've been boss blocked!
by gg-ma August 25, 2010
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Boss' Quarters

An area where the "boss" resides and does whatever the boss feels like
I was in the boss' quarters when she blew me.
by kmeyyy April 19, 2009
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