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Riverside STEM Academy

The best public middle school in America! Even though it has been stereotyped by many that it is a school only for pizza-faced nerds, there are still very fun people, like my friends, that attend RSA. We can have all the fun we want!
Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
by 69Starship420 May 11, 2023
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Sam O’Nella Academy

Has a voice that cause cum to run from your ears.
Person one: I wish Sam O’Nella Academy would post again

Person two: Yeah, I haven’t had an Eargasm since his last video
by GrDen May 8, 2022
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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
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King Harold Academy

Such an amazing school, teached here for several cucumbers.
Joe: King Harold Academy is an amazing school, no child has mugged me here!
Eesa: Who's Joe?
by Miss Salamander November 3, 2019
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Weston favell academy

The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.

The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.

The year sevens are more racist than hitler,

And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.

The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”

If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.

Do you need the toilet. No you dont

Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.

You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases

The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure

And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
Oh what school do you go again

The one with all the rapists in northampton

Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
by Womanizer349 December 1, 2021
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St Ivo Academy

A survival guide; starting your day via the basketball courts, beware the health & safety police dressed as traffic cones. All traffic cones must be greeted with “good morning” while you are surveyed for uniform violations. One morning a week students assemble outside for ‘morning address’ while being instructed by the school poetry society about respect and how not to be lazy. Hardcore weed smoker or vaper? Head on over to the basketball courts at breaktime to find your fellow roadmen, they always like new members to their exclusive club. Be warned, you will be expected to form a squid game of Nokia snake as you queue for the canteen at lunchtime and should you make the last level, the final boss will perform another uniform check before allowing entry to get your gruel.

Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Person 1: "You still go to St Ivo Academy ?"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
by RoadmanIvoAgain June 11, 2022
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Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy

the worst fucking school on the planet, fights everywhere…People fighting with their 1 centimeter defeater, “BBC”, ensar, york, ilia, dimash, Mr reingold spits in his microphone, Mr baker itching his balls, Plus tye food is trash
by rka class 6/11 February 17, 2022
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