teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

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Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

by colallanwill September 25, 2025

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Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship

Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)

by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022

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teacher

A FUCKING BITCH WHO KILLS EVERYBODY WITH HOMEWORK.NO NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.

Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!

by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016

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English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

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