Fanum Tax

When you steal a piece of food from your pookie/friend.

Me: Lemme Fanum Tax some of your hamburger
My friend: Nuh uh...

by DiscordMod January 9, 2025

Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media

Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax

by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023

Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.

“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.

by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

skibidi gyatt ohio rizz fanum tax

this specific phrase is often used as a joke by sane people, usually over 13, making fun of brainrot.

person: "skibidi gyatt ohio rizz fanum tax in skibidi toilet ohio rizzler gyatt sticking out gyatt fanum tax rizz ishowspeed shin sonic"

person 2: "yeah officer he's right here, he has like 17 gallons of meth i think he's having a overdose"

by get dunked on idiot May 7, 2025