Twisted

Confussed, Mistaken

Let's not get it twisted.

by Urrbanjoe1 December 18, 2016

Twisted

To be drunk and under the influence of drugs eg. Pills magic coke (stimulants) not drugs like weed, ket and heroin

Got fully twisted at that gaff yesterday

by Scousetroublexxx December 29, 2017

Twisted Nister

The inebriated or unintentional butchering of the phrase "Naked Twister".

She said she wanted to play "Twisted Nister", but meant Naked Twister.

by NeighborNightHighlights December 10, 2020

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 20, 2023

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 20, 2023

Twisted A

A person that got brainwashed my That vegan teacher and has a IQ lower than average.

Twisted A thinks at Cats can go vegan.

by I love Milk and CHeese June 27, 2021

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 01, 2011