T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.

Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!

by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012

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T.I.T.S.

Short for Twitch Integrated Throwing System. Used by Vtubers, letting viewers throw items, bitties or emotes at the streamer.

I need to add T.I.T.S. so you guys can entertain yourselves while I'm AFK.

by DerpLvlAsian February 4, 2023

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D.O.T.S.S

When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.

joseph just chugged down six beers
He’s gonna get D.O.T.S.S
Just wait and watch him fail

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

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V.A.T.S.

Also see: V.A.N.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System used in Fallout Games.

Person 1: I Can't hit him!
Person 2: Use V.A.T.S., dumbass.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020

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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

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tsotsi

Pronounced "tss-ot-see". A slang word common to most Southern African languages, a tsotsi is a person who is a rogue, a mischief-maker, a criminal, a bad element.

A synonym is "skelm", pronounced "skel-em", which has its roots in Afrikaans (and thus Dutch).

Parking in this part of town I'm always scared some bloody tsotsi's going to break into my car!

by TheRealNimnod March 5, 2009

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