nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

Rag Nut

A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.

No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.

by Vanderslar April 28, 2020

Cuck Nut

When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut

I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut

by Alacktor November 15, 2019

Knockin' nuts

The slapping of the scrotem on ones inner thighs.

Do you have a bag case of knockin' nuts?

by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

Infinity Nut

The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.

I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...

by ThatAirlineFood May 23, 2018