A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
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Get the Unicorn Piss mug.Dog groomers use this term to describe a poodle crossbreed with a fancy name such as a goldendoodle or labradoodle that is being brushed properly by the dog owner.
It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.
Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.
Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
OMG! I got an unicorn doodle today! The owner is not going to get mad at me for shaving the dog because there is no need to!
by Groomer12345 January 1, 2020
Get the unicorn doodle mug.When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.
Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.
by anonymous January 23, 2023
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That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016
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A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
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2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm
3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm
3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
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