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Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.
The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.
by jaydeflix September 22, 2016
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Slippery Snake

When a girl is giving you a handjob and the hand slips off the dick like a person trying to grab a wet snake.
I hate when u get the slippery snake action when there’s not enough traction
by I’murdaddy69;) May 16, 2018
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snake medicine

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine
by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017
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arabian snake

Using a snake preferably fanged as a dildo on your partner
Jake Arabian snaked Tyler saderup
by drob75 May 26, 2015
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snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."
by Hectorino November 6, 2017
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Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.
Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.
by koma-koma September 2, 2018
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snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.
It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020
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