Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

Ethos policing

The idea that science doesn't work if you're motivated by the wrong ethos is ridiculous.

Hym "And how does that not devolve into ethos policing? Where you do what the religious enterprise does in holding hostage the good afterlife... except shifted down one level of abstraction. And now instead of God holding the good afterlife hostage, you have (Almost not a) Dr. Jordan Peterson and his cronies using boycotting, intellect property theft, media blacklisting, and gaslighting to withhold the good life from political dissidents. And that's the point of doing it. A mad power grab from a desperate charlatan who is CONFLATING HIS WORK with LITERALLY GOD and imposing that on the population. I'm starting think me and Candace have more in common then just wanting to fuck eachother."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

awestruck police truck

just means "an awestruck person"

"Wow, I'm an awestruck police truck after that performance."

by gooberguylol November 24, 2025

Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

“Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

by DankestNight March 17, 2023

Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016

Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.

A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021