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Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)
"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021
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Gum Diet

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.
Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”
by tcanmongeau December 9, 2018
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Diet Millennial

A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.
by Zardeneta July 29, 2019
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emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.
Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.
by 1coolchick September 4, 2021
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The Pi Diet

A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.
On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”
by Fasters March 4, 2023
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