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Car Fucking

When your parents are home or you're too cheap to buy a motel room, you and your bitch fuck in your car, hence car fucking. Usually, the man will sit in the back seat while the girl sits on him and rides his dick.
Joe: Did you and that whore go back to your place?

Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.

Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?

Dave: Fuck yeah.
by JoeDirt1994 August 10, 2010
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car abusing

Car abuse is the term give to the manner of driving in which the car is pushed to the limits. Car abuse includes driving at insane speeds, burnouts, and drifting.
"You you wanna go car abusing? Last time I did the biggest burnout eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.
by Buck Foston March 29, 2008
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k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
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car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.
In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!
by ladeebug June 23, 2007
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car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.
I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.
by Imma B. January 26, 2010
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Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts
I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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car blanch

Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority
Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.
by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013
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