
Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
by independent business owners November 20, 2020

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)
A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike
Pinche Basic Mike.
A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike
Pinche Basic Mike.
by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Someone who:
Drinks starbucks every day
lives at chipotle
probably has the latest iphone
straightens their hair even if its already straight
has thin af hair
follows all the trends
probably owns a james charles palette
has a wildflower case
only ever wears high waisted pants
owns 1234729+ pairs of black leggings
loves pink
takes pictures of everything she eats
owns SOMETHING marble
crop tops 4 life
takes so many selfies
thinks shes a photographer but actually puts a fliter over her picks
and last but not least....
denies shes basic
Drinks starbucks every day
lives at chipotle
probably has the latest iphone
straightens their hair even if its already straight
has thin af hair
follows all the trends
probably owns a james charles palette
has a wildflower case
only ever wears high waisted pants
owns 1234729+ pairs of black leggings
loves pink
takes pictures of everything she eats
owns SOMETHING marble
crop tops 4 life
takes so many selfies
thinks shes a photographer but actually puts a fliter over her picks
and last but not least....
denies shes basic
by Lollypoprover April 7, 2019

Person 1: Ughh Erhyel is soooo basic, like her profile picture is just herself.
Person 2: I know right? Don’t get me STARTED on Turner’s phone case.. he’s not going to get guys with THAT basic ass phone case.
Person 2: I know right? Don’t get me STARTED on Turner’s phone case.. he’s not going to get guys with THAT basic ass phone case.
by sleep deprived quokka September 13, 2022

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023

